You enjoy the smell of catnip.

you go over to your friend’s house just to see his/her cat.

You gave your cat a people-name so “I’m hanging out with ___ tonight” wouldn’t sound so lame.

• *after a long silence*
• Friend: Would you like me better if I was a cat?
• You: Ummmm........ yeah. Sorry, but yeah.

You go to your friend’s house just to visit their cat

Your dashboard is 90% pictures and videos of cats.

Your friends tell you about their cat-lady neighbors and says “you guys would be such good friends I should introduce you.”

You’d rather stay home with your cats.

You track any of the following tags on tumblr:

• cat / cats
• kitty / kitties
• kitten / kittens
• meow / purr
• cat video